'I tried to be normal once....worst two minutes of my life.' Ziad K. Abdelnour

• Family and friends say I'm not all there. So where the hell’s the rest of me?

• I trained as a medical photographer but weddings are much more fun, there's a lot less blood for a start!

• I laugh at inappropriate things at inappropriate times; like when the wind blew my dress up around my head at a wedding and everyone saw my knickers, and a bit more besides. I fell about laughing, the guests fell about ill. I don’t wear dresses like that anymore.

• The potato crisp is mans single greatest invention and the olive his greatest discovery; both are my waistlines downfall.

• I'm mystified! Neither Eddie Izzard, Jason Orange or Rufus Sewell have asked for my hand in marriage. I've promised them olives. I've promised we'll do bad things!

• If we learn from our mistakes how come I'm still so bad at maths?

• Apparently my problem is I've never grown up! How's that my problem?

• My pugs can smile and my cats purr a lot, although Eddie Izzard reckons cats are just drilling.

• I have eclectic tastes in music and listen to Radio 3, Punk Rock and Patsy Cline, although I'm currently in love with Jake Bugg & Miles Kane.

• I was into Heavy Metal when I got married. I had a perm. I looked like a Cocker Spaniel in a wedding dress. Douche!

• John Logie Baird was a great psychic! Knowing I would love to watch Top Gear and the Superbike racing he invented the TV. How thoughtful.

• I’ve seen Die Hard six million times and Sense and Sensibility about the same.

• I saw a duck sleeping at the side of a pond once, it was dreaming; I've wondered ever since what it was dreaming about!

But what care you of me when there’s you my peeps! Ring! Ring! Let me know how you met; your lovely love story and fab wedding plans. In the words of Bruce Willis, kind of, ‘Come to Nottingham, we’ll get together, have a few laughs.’

Yvonne x

Yvonne Lishman B.Ed Hons LBPPA ~ Stellar Wedding Photography For The Unconventional.

Telephone: 07850 651 851
Yvonne Lishman Photography, Camelot Street, Nottingham. NG11 6AN